THE PAGE OF SWAG
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*rim shot
We are indeed registered, with one of those universal registries that allow you to pick and choose essentially anything that can be legally* shipped on the global market. For those of you who are interested in marking the occasion with a gift of some kind, you are welcome to do so in one of several different ways:
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WHY, YES!
Via
There are approximately 350,000,000,000 registry sites available. We selected this one for its relatively sleek design and also because we had really reached our research limit.
PLEASE NOTE: This IS an actual registry, believe it or not. However, the site allows us, the couple, to imput the titles of the things we've picked out. They may not have anticipated what people like us would do with that, unsupervised.
the (future)
house
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If you feel like contributing to something else, our next big goal is a house. One where we can have a BBQ grill the size of an oil drum, a couple of ugly dogs, and a shack in the back garden we'll try to pass off as a "studio" to naive college students. If this is more appealing, all contributions will be appreciated.
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d.i.y.
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We might not have found the Velociraptor candle holders but that doesn't mean you didn't!
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Travel, lodging, and, you know, life, is sometimes
EXPENSIVE.
Please don't feel you have to break your budget for a blender. We will be equally delighted if our wedding present is your unforgettable drunken dancing at the reception.
(We will be taking pictures of that.)
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Important
message!
"Ahem!"
"Oh, jolly good!"
Important F.Y.I.
Don't feed the porch pirates! Please ship all packages to the following address: